Learn history the japanese way..(too good)

you may not b knowing sm facts .so jst increase ur knowledge....

It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American
history: Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of
blank faces,except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

He said. "Very good!" Who said 'Government of the People, by
the People,for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863", said

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
ashamed. Suzuki,who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs" "Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982" At that point, a student in
the back said,

"I'm gonna puke" The teacher glares and asks "All
right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister,

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand! and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "[California
Congressman]Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001." (The teacher fainted.)

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're f**ked!" and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq, 2004

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