Life of a student

Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai?

Stud SirPyarwo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.

or ISHQ wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye

Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha

Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he

Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho





DAD went school to get son's report card.

BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi

DAD: To phir kab aaun me?

MADAM: Mere periods khatam hone k bad.

DAD: Wowh!





Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam

Aaye

Santa: Par Madam

Exam Me Na Aap

Humare Kaam Aati Hai

Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko

Aane Deti Hai.





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Chal yar kuch Khatarnak karte he.

Chal chalke Padhaie karte he!

Dar sabko lagta he par..

Dar ke age !!





Teacher: what do u call a person

who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything,

because he cannot hear anything.





Maths Teacher- If U Had

1000Rs In One Pocket And

1000Rs In Other Pocket,

What Wud U Think?

Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se

Papa Ki Pent Pahenili





Class Rooms r like Train

1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP

Middle 2r Genral Compartment

N Last 2r Sleeper Class





SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya

Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?

SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap

Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..






Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!